1atula:

1atula:

1atula:

guys im going to cr y

my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla

my parents got me the license plate icarla

i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country

GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME

MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT

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GUYS

Tag thing

iicraft505:

I was tagged by @youcalledmeatlas

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 people

1. How tall are you? 4′10″

2. What color and style is your hair? That Is Classified 

3. What color are your eyes? Green or blue propbably

4. Do you wear glasses? Probably should, but nope 

5. Do you have braces? I used to, and I still need them. Badly

6. What is your fashion sense? What fashion sense? Uh.. I wear shorts and a T-Shirt. Occasionally I’ll wear jeans and when it’s cold enough I wear a sweater. I only wear a coat when I’m skiing.

7. Do you have any siblings? I have a younger brother and a much older half sister.

8. What kind of student are you? Absolutely terrible. My grades are only high because I have a huge competition complex and my parents, especially my dad, will lecture me pretty harshly if I don’t do well. Especially because we all know I’m easily capable of it.

9. What are your favorite subjects? History, psychology, science, programming

10. What are your favorite tv shows? Bob’s Burgers (obviously given my blog), Voltron

11. Favorite books? Abby Wambach’s book. 

12. Favorite pastime? Tumblr, Netflix, Youtube.

13. Any regrets? Yep. 

14. What is your dream job? No idea

15. Do you want to get married? Probably

16. Do you want to have kids and how many? No kids for me, thanks. Unless I get married. Then it’ll depend.

17. How many countries have you visited? Canada and Brazil.

Um I tag: @sini-sterility you like these, right? @tybalt-you-saucy-boi

@youcalledmeatlas

bethrogers:

aggravatedvincevaughn:

gray-firearms:

fed-ex-official:

literally-a-narwhale:

groudonium:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

libertarian–princess:

Who’s laughing now?

help I can’t stop reblogging this

jesus fucking christ

I’m bringing this back, it has gotten funnier with age

@russian-support
@fed-ex-official

I love it. It’s so great. 

This like a nice aging wine. It’s gets better and better

Mmm delicious

The end is the best! The music is just perfect. 👌