one-time-i-dreamt:

a man was coming to my house to judge me and i didn’t know who he was or why he was going to do that. he ended up being a chicken. a chicken came into my home to judge me and my lifestyle. i told the chicken i was a huge fan of his work as a chicken and then woke up crying.

smis-happens:

edens-blog:

brendonbrandon:

she-who-shall-not-be-laid:

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma