{This user is a time traveller from the year 2045 trying to prevent the events leading to the impending war between the Peoples Republic Of Canada and the Kingdom of East America, so far without not much success]
fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried
a man was coming to my house to judge me and i didn’t know who he was or why he was going to do that. he ended up being a chicken. a chicken came into my home to judge me and my lifestyle. i told the chicken i was a huge fan of his work as a chicken and then woke up crying.
Some hockey players score four goals in their NHL debut and some players serve a penalty five minutes in and then illegally play the puck from the penalty box and have to serve another before even touching the ice.