“She smells like someone’s baking a cake in her hair! It’s her shampoo. I heard she uses a whole bottle every time.”

Gotta admit though, I do have a soft spot for standing up for someone dear to you by going on and on about their flaws.

Top 5 Regular sized Rudy moments

this ask is mean and picking only five was hard but

“fun hurts my lungs”

rudy + beanbag

“why make it difficult when you can make it cymbal?”

when he wrote a spoon puppet show with two strong female leads

him celebrating thanksgiving with the belchers

ask me my “TOP 5” anything!