americanspiritperiqueblend:

I was reading the church of covid subreddit and they were all discussing soyboys virtue signaling w their vax status on social media and someone said their 20 year old dude neighbor had green hair and seemed soy but was always with attractive women and the commenters all coped by saying he was just tjeir effeminate man servant and they actually fucked alpha chads or something. Anyway

death2america:

everyone already knows reddit is trash but it’s especially bad lately regarding china. this person commented they vacationed in china before and all the replies are like “you’ve received your payment from the CCP”. you think russiagate was bad? this is 100x worse. practically all it takes to get accused of being a CCP psyop is mentioning china in a neutral context. this is why I just tell redditors i’m an actual CCP psyop. the power is in MY hands

brightlotusmoon:

black-matrix:

gabe495:

tribeofthedrunkenweasles:

transgirl-link:

bogleech:

Why does the entire rest of the internet think tumblr is “dying” or “dead” when I have seen absolutely no drop in activity level on here ever

Would you rather twitter and reddit people move back here? I think it’s good people think we’re dead

( despite the massive drop in activity since *the incident*, my timeline has been way more sane since then too )

don’t tell anyone we’re still here. we like that everyone thinks we’re dead.

“I can’t believe Tumblr is dead.”

*in the distance* “Yes, keep telling people we’re dead!”

“Sometimes I can still hear their voice.”

*in the distance* “No you can’t, we’re dead!”

death2america:

postirony:

death2america:

men on reddit: my girlfriend doesn’t like that I binge-watched rick and morty on our anniversary instead of spending time with her. should I dump her?

women on reddit: my boyfriend threatened to murder my family and lock me in a freezer. how do I show him I care about him?

this was entirely believable until “women on reddit”

i’m a woman on reddit

papasmoke:

i love really niche subreddits that have been isolated for so long they’ve radicalized themselves in some bizarre unnecessary way to the extent that whenever anyone comments something like “i think water is real” it gets -500 downvotes

maxknightley:

exeggcute:

reddit’s amitheasshole sub may be the most ineffective (if not hilariously entertaining) kind of peer judgement in the worst possible court of opinion BUT I do appreciate how “everyone sucks here” is an accepted conclusion to come to. I think we should apply that more, up to and perhaps including official courts of law

“we find the defendant guilty, but we also find that the plaintiff brought it on themselves”