girl in bed: yes…call me a slut
me internally: wtf?
me internally: ok stay calm
me internally: this is just a setup
me internally: she’s just testing me
me internally: don’t fucking do it
me: you slut
me internally: dammit
girl in bed: yes daddy im gonna cum
me internally: raw
me: raw

tw-evan:

how would you guys feel about playing a dating sim where you can be as gay as you want AS EITHER GENDER and you get to date some pretty cool monsters SUCH AS
slutty vampire
wendigo kid
person who can clone themselves as either sex (orgies galore)
racist werewolf
narcoleptic zombie

and the best part: porn

whattaya think

skypestripper:

he luh dis fat ass

dry:

when my mutuals log on

rapldashing:

when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

racheldotgov:

i personally love to over analyze everything and suffer