Tag: puns

grawly:

inabasket:

Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.

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Compliments for Puns

megatraven:

artesiant:

attackfish:

avatarsymbolism:

magickandtea:

professorpenandink:

mx-hyde-the-azran:

  • Groaning
  • “You shut the fuck up”
  • When your friends just sigh and close their eyes
  • A face that reminds you of “Bring Me To Light”
  • “Noooooooooooo”
  • “God damn it”

• [Long drawn out version of your name]

•Oh my good gods
•Go sit in a corner
•I hate you

Given my knack for puns and making terrible shitposts when I’m not analyzing shit, I feel like it’s my duty to reblog this. 

Other compliments include: 

  • Why would you do this?
  • STOP! 
  • WHY!? 
  • Delete this
  • Blocked 
  • Damn it
  • Uhh
  • “Get out”
  • That thing they do when their mouths are open and their eyes are blinking
  • Putting their head in their hands
  • “I trusted you”
  • Glares
  • “No.”
  • “I should have seen this coming.”

@megatraven

Thank u