thingsprogrammersshout:

“I have no idea why it isn’t working, but I’ll change the names of these variables, maybe it’ll help me find my mistake.”
*changes the names, program works*
“What the fuck?”

// submitted by @the-name-ofthe-wind

thingsprogrammersshout:

*writes several lines of code without compiling*
*error when compiling*
Me: “I don’t know what I was expecting.”

// submitted by @batmcnvsupermcn

thingsprogrammersshout:

“Ok why isn’t it working?”
*15 minutes later* “Ok why tf is it working?”

// submitted by @xxprettylittlebunxx

sentientviolets:

vaccinate your computers to make them immune to viruses

thingsprogrammersshout:

*code works* I’d like to thank stack overflow.
// submitted by @bellaferra