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Having sex outside sounds pretty adventurous but what if a bug crawl up ya asshole then what you gone do
Threesome
Stop
JENGA: Bob’s Burgers Edition coming soon!
Beat Jimmy Pesto’s Burger Boss score to prove Bob doesn’t sux! In this custom Bob’s Burgers Edition of Jenga players control an 8-bit Burger Boss on a mission to eliminate ingredients and move up the levels to beat Jimmy Pesto’s high score.
Canada’s borders are more open to refugees than they are people who don’t belong to the religion with the most terrorism at this point in time and I’m not okay with that.
im honestly not sure i can handle everyone’s fuckin political posts for the next 4 years alright
like i get it ur very very angry and mad, please stop trying to make all social media completely inhospitable. i really genuinely dont care what sick burns the ny state dildo federation laid down abt trump on twitter today, please spare me i can only block so many posts
Bob’s Burgers Themed Asks!
All Riiight: What makes you happy?
Burger Of The Day: Favorite meal
Crawl Space: What’s your favorite place to go when you want to be alone?
Dance Off: Favorite musical
Erotic Friend Fiction: Favorite book
Family Fracas: Favorite TV show (besides Bob’s Burgers, of course)
Glasses: What makes you stand out?
Human Flesh: Weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten
I Smell Fear On You: What are you most afraid of?
Jericho: Did you have any imaginary friends growing up?
Keyboard: Do you play any instruments?
Lobsterfest: Favorite holiday
Mustache: What do you consider to be your best physical trait?
Nude Beach: What freaks you out?
Oh My God: What frustrates you?
Porcelain Babies: Favorite thing to own
Quickie Kiss It Island: Favorite vacation destination
Rabbit Ears: Favorite accessory
Slap It: How do you express affection towards your loved ones?
This Is Me Now: Did you go through any phases growing up?
Uuuuhhh: Are you an anxious person?
Wagstaff: What is/was your favorite subject in school/college?
Zombies: Do you have any weird kinks?
Dear Porn Blogs,
cAN yoU NoT?!?!
Sincerely,
an asexual
reblog this if you’re okay with your mutuals/followers tagging you in their posts/things they think you would enjoy and put what tag(s) you track as well as any specific things you’d like to be tagged in in the tags of this post
have u ever met someone so terrible that it makes u a better person like u learn from mistakes that you haven’t even made purely from observing them, thank you for being so obnoxiously terrible, please don’t ever interact with me again
update: i’m no longer plagued by the presence of the person i wrote this about nine months ago, reblog this now and you too can banish your unloved ones within nine months