middoe:

middoe:

im honestly not sure i can handle everyone’s fuckin political posts for the next 4 years alright

like i get it ur very very angry and mad, please stop trying to make all social media completely inhospitable. i really genuinely dont care what sick burns the ny state dildo federation laid down abt trump on twitter today, please spare me i can only block so many posts

Bob’s Burgers Themed Asks!

All Riiight: What makes you happy?
Burger Of The Day: Favorite meal
Crawl Space: What’s your favorite place to go when you want to be alone?
Dance Off: Favorite musical
Erotic Friend Fiction: Favorite book
Family Fracas: Favorite TV show (besides Bob’s Burgers, of course)
Glasses: What makes you stand out?
Human Flesh: Weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten
I Smell Fear On You: What are you most afraid of?
Jericho: Did you have any imaginary friends growing up?
Keyboard: Do you play any instruments?
Lobsterfest: Favorite holiday
Mustache: What do you consider to be your best physical trait?
Nude Beach: What freaks you out?
Oh My God: What frustrates you?
Porcelain Babies: Favorite thing to own
Quickie Kiss It Island: Favorite vacation destination
Rabbit Ears: Favorite accessory
Slap It: How do you express affection towards your loved ones?
This Is Me Now: Did you go through any phases growing up?
Uuuuhhh: Are you an anxious person?
Wagstaff: What is/was your favorite subject in school/college?
Zombies: Do you have any weird kinks?

floozys:

floozys:

have u ever met someone so terrible that it makes u a better person like u learn from mistakes that you haven’t even made purely from observing them, thank you for being so obnoxiously terrible, please don’t ever interact with me again

update: i’m no longer plagued by the presence of the person i wrote this about nine months ago, reblog this now and you too can banish your unloved ones within nine months