i actually… love people who double or triple or infinity text … what are you excited about because i’m excited too! message me seven times please i’m glad you have a lot to say and i am willing to listen!!

“Are you ticklish” is such a loaded question. If you say no they’ll test it. If you say yes they’ll test it. Just tickle me. Get it over with. Subject me to this horror soon so that I may begin my healing process.

pokemon-personalities:

pokemon-personalities:

remember in x and y when u could send other players an out-of-context “Nice!”? i vote for gamefreak to bring that back

BBQ

stinkyhat:

blease be quiet

jaxxgarcia:

can we let old people know they can lower the brightness on their phone cause lady sitting next to me on this bus is trying to signal ships in the night with her damn phone that’s so damn bright it look like the Avatar has just been found in an iceberg after 100 years looking like Loki about to roll up on this bus cause he found the damn Tesseract like this phone is straight up about to fucking kameyameya my ass this shit is so god damn bright for no reason it’s a dark bus and this lady looks like she’s Link in a dark dungeon that just opened a treasure chest type shit like i’m going blind folks

hale-hortler:

tybalt-you-saucy-boi:

iicraft505:

tybalt-you-saucy-boi:

Lowkey wanna kill myself rn but I’m alright.

Get help

I wouldn’t actually.

Isn’t that what everyone says before they do, though

sleepy-tordie:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a picture of my cat in their inbox

Source: screenshotsofdespair

averagefairy:

i’m like… not okay with this sudden resurgence in “random xD” sayings on clothing like is this 2008? if i see one more shirt at forever 21 that says “if you’re not a taco i don’t like you” i might have a stroke like idk what’s going on here… have we as a nation not learned from our mistakes?? when can we finally put an end to taco humor