johnnyjoestarrelatable:

iridescentjaq:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

i think it’s fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

a plant’s job is literally to just exist but the venus flytrap chose violence

what if i gently laid an uncooked steak on the soil for it to absorb

my tree biology teacher fed her calcium-deficient tree a whole-ass bbq rib bone – she stuck it in the ground near the base of the tree (after eating the meat off of it), and when she came back to collect it to show the tree biology class it was GONE

the tree had grown a root up through the center of it & out through the sides

also there’s an old story about a man who was buried beneath a tree, and when they went to exhume the body it had been completely absorbed by the tree’s roots- you could see the shape of the body in the way the roots grew, splitting up for clearly defined arms and legs. trees will absolutely eat a steak if you bury it & they need the nutrients.

that’s horrifying! thank you

squareallworthy:

plain-dealing-villain:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

somedobbyoncetoldme:

glumshoe:

most vegetables are just different kinds of broccoli

Explain

broccoli, cabbage, kohlrabi, kale, brussel sprouts, collard greens, savoy, and cauliflower are all the same species of plant, Brassica oleracea

most veggies is the same

Could we have done this with some other species? Did we do this with another species?

Like, could we do this with rhubarb? Celery? Dandelions?

Well, we kinda did it with dogs.

taiikawaii:

trilliansthoughts:

This miniature ecosystem has been thriving in an almost completely isolated state for more than forty years. It has been watered just once in that time.

The original single spiderwort plant has grown and multiplied, putting out seedlings. As it has access to light, it continues to photosynthesize. The water builds up on the inside of the bottle and then rains back down on the plants in a miniature version of the water cycle.

As leaves die, they fall off and rot at the bottom producing the carbon dioxide and nutrients required for more plants to grow.

if you don’t think this is fucking rad then get out of my face