Uh-oh. I think Keith just blew his own mind.
Tag: pidge
next compilation is over: pidge!
y’ALL THE LASER GUN SCENE IN JAPANESE IS GREAT! PIDGE’S LASER GUN NOISES ARE SO CUTE I CRY!!!
lance: alright, let’s go over the plan one more time. if one of us dies first, what will the other one do?
pidge: locate the corpse and move the body so it looks like they’re dabbing
lance: exactly
listen…..i would die for her…
“Well, I like peanut butter, and I like peanut butter cookies, but I hate peanuts. They’re so dry. Also, I sweat a lot. I mean, in general, unrelated to the peanuts"
Why would people headcanon Lance as ace. That… directly contradicts him in canon.
I will marathon the entire series starting now to find evidence if anyone challenges me on this because there’s probably evidence in every episode. Also just saying that an ace wouldn’t have commented on how Allura looks.
What kinda ace says “loosen up, meet some nice girls”
“And who the heck is she”
Seriously, you don’t even have to watch the first 10 minutes of the this series to know that Lance is pretty much the least ace character in the series.
“Hello~”
“I’m Lance, and you’re right here in my arms”
This is basically a reasons-Lance-can’t-possibly-be-ace liveblog
Seriously that’s like trying to make the argument that Tina Belcher is asexual.
Unrelated but “10,000? That’s like 1000+10” “That’s times 10”
Moral of the story is don’t make headcanons of a series you haven’t watched.
“Look at your primitive little synapses firing away in their little brain cage”
What? A du-flax is an Altean creature with a beak and webbed feet.