boarix:

kramergate:

slab-o-meat:

we all remember the first time we saw a centaur in fallout

yeah cause nothings gonna top the emotional roller coaster of me playing my first fallout game at a ripe 15 years old and seeing the word centaur float across the subtitle bar and thinking OH BOY THEY GOT CENTAURS? only to use VATS to target it and rocket out of my seat in shock

Lest ye forget… if that were possible

the-goblin-cat:

List of everyone who dies in infinity war

This one’s real guys

  • Gandalf the Grey
  • Gandalf the White
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight
  • Benito Mussolini
  • The Blue Meanie
  • Cowboy Curtis
  • Jambi the Genie
  • Robocop
  • The Terminator
  • Captain Kirk
  • Darth Vader
  • Lo Pan
  • Superman
  • Every single Power Ranger
  • Bill S. Preston
  • Theodore Logan
  • Spock
  • The Rock
  • Doc Oc
  • Hulk Hogan

magicalcrossing:

PLEASE HELP

I lost my 3DS at the beach in Oceanside California. I wanted to take it with me to the beach hoping to get some street passes and I guess I misplaced it somewhere. I lost it June 27th 2017. 

It was in a little pink bag exactly like the one in the photo. It’s a purple 3DS with a Saturn symbol I drew on it with a white gel pen. I had a purple sheep key chain connected to it exactly like the one in the photo (the one in the photo is ripped but I got the same key chain again.) I have the Purple Star theme (like in the photo). The miis name is Vivi (i dont remember but the name might be steph). The last game I played on it was Animal Crossing. 

Please please, contact me if you find it. I haven’t been good, I lost everything. I know it was really stupid but I just really want it back. I’ve been so depressed and anxious. 

Please contact me here on my tumblr or 

twitter  

my email: 

stephaniemuniz16@gmail.com

falsedetective:

targuzzler:

trump: *pulls out of the paris agreement, severely harming the current global efforts to combat global warming because he’s either too fucking stupid or too evil to see that it’s a big deal and also starts the process of wiping out net neutrality, an objectively horrible thing for everone that isn’t a massive telecom company executive and will cause untold levels of damage on our ability to communicate through the internet*

media: 

trump: *makes a spelling mistake on twitter*

media: OMG have you heard of 

COVFEFE??????????????????????????????

look i really hate to be that person who takes anything seriously on this hellsite but i’ve had it up to about here with the “trump is an evil mastermind distracting us from the real problems instead of an unstable, senile old man with a tenuous grip on reality” conspiracy theories so i’ve just gotta do it today

# of nyt articles on “covfefe”: 27
# of nyt articles on the paris agreement within the past 7 days: 292
# of wapo articles on “covfefe”: 54, but most of them are short mentions in news roundup blog posts so i’ll let it slide
# of wapo articles on the paris agreement within the past 7 days: 288
# of politico articles on “covfefe”: 17
# of politico articles on the paris agreement within the past 7 days: 142

too tired already to get into the net neutrality issue too but the point is: if you’re getting all your news from twitter memes, of course you’ve heard more about covfefe than actual policy, but the root of the matter isn’t that journalists aren’t doing their jobs and reporting on the real issues, it’s that you’re getting all your news from twitter memes

My coworker just decided shes done working even though we’re very short staffed and she only has to work one short three hour shift a week if even that since our job gives us a free expensive membership since she decided it’s too time consuming even though she already promised to cover for me since I was supposed to go to my grandpa who was like a father to me funeral to bury him and see my family including my brother who I havent seen in over a year and now I’m the only one who has to miss it💔