kazemari:

prussiapudding:

dopeluminarydreamer:

the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee:

branflakesthecool:

chemicalbydefault:

danipup:

princecarlton:

ohanadoesntapplytoadam:

sobrietykilledtheteenager:

thebigbadafro:

It’s a mix of hell and outer space.

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

dont quote me on this but im pretty sure weve only found baby giant squids so we dont actually know how big they can be

we also know like nothing about lobsters since most of them on the ocean floor and some marine scientists predict that, theoretically, there could be submarine sized lobsters

this is all EXACTLY the way my brain works about the ocean.

Y’all remember the leviathan from the movie Atlantis?

Its spooky but… i wanna eat a submarine sized lobster… get some melted butter… boil that thing up… fucc… hungry now…

Imagine the pressure

And people are surprised when I say I prefer mountain for my holidays

I love the ocean so much

and lobsters are maybe quasi-immortal or the closest thing to it until actual evidence proves it otherwise