Tag: nsfw

tybalt-you-saucy-boi:

iicraft505:

nicollekidman:

not to be controversial but absolutely disgusting that it’s sunday night 

It’s Saturday? It’s Saturday night?

It’s supposed to be posted on Sunday for the “Kanye West likes fingers in his ass Sunday” meme, I dunno why it showed up Saturday. Maybe Kanye likes fingers in his ass on Saturday too

Sometimes ignorance is better honestly. That is weird though yeah.

Could it just be.. that tomorrow’s Monday though? Because that’s much preferable to Whatever That Is in my opinion

Sometimes the joke is that the post is reblogged on an inappropriate day, though. So that could be it.

libertarirynn:

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deicide4122:

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I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

She fucking CUMS

And my chef tells me this stupid ass story and looks me in the eye and says to me

“Nothing says I love you like a gallon of heavy cream in her pussy”

And I think that’s the best sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

Yes good story but WHY IS IT IN LIKE 8 DIFFERENT PARTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT PARAGRAPHS ARE.

ITS THIS. YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS.

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE AT WORK AND CANT POST EVERYTHING AT ONE TIME FUCK OFF

I had to read the first post about five times before I understood the connection.