In elementary school we had these circular deep dish pizzas that were 97% sauce for lunch sometimes and some kid (I remember their name but) would put said pizza in one of those chocolate milk cartons along with whatever came with that lunch and it was called “pizza milk” and while that’s decidedly disgusting or at least a Food Crime it’s a really pleasant memory for me for some reason

I used to think hiding behind the couch that was on the border between my grandma’s kitchen and living room was a good hiding place. I laid there and made up stories about people being sick. I called it “(my name)’s sicky stories”. I did that at night too almost always. I remember sitting in the bathroom at one of my dad’s apartments with a candle and singing nonsense. On that note too I used to go to this family camp with my brother and my mom and we were having this circle thing that I don’t really remember well and I was singing to tell people to get into the circle. I remember playing with this planetarium thing that my dad got me. I remember sitting on a chair I found on the side of the road in what must’ve been a horrifically uncomfortable position because I didn’t want to read Harry Potter (I eventually got over that but I think I’m back to that now) and my feet fell really asleep. I remember when Harry “died” being really upset by it. I remember my brother used to take really long showers and one time I decided I was going to hide under a blanket until he got out but it got too hot and I couldn’t do it. I remember trying to use this pogo stick. I remember going to “roller coaster park” (it’s a dirt bike park) with my dad and brother to bike around. I remember biking to “red park” with my mom. I remember playing with mud with this one kid from my dad’s old apartment. I remember making a friend with someone at a summer camp at my preschool (I was in elementary school at the time) and for whatever reason after like 20 minutes of talking this kid wanted me to be BFFs with her and eventually I stopped liking her. I went to a summer camp where we went on field trips every day and we rode the city bus and there’s a specific announcement that the bus made that I remember really liking. There was also a park called “purple park”. I had these bath dinosaur toys at my dad’s that I liked. My brother had these stuffed dinosaur toys and I was really jealous of him.

I wonder if my dad (either of my parents or my grandma really but this is specifically something I remember from my dad’s) still has the notebooks I wrote what I wanted for Christmas in.. I wrote literally every toy in the catalog.. it was probably impossible to read

But GOD going through those magazines is a really distinct feeling for me.. they have the be on archive websites somewhere right?

I don’t know if anyone else used/uses (it’s still around) sploder.com but one time I got demoted to POW (sploder uses military ranks) on the forums because I wanted to see what being a POW was like so I made and alt to get in trouble on and if I remember correctly making alts was a punishable offense so I got demoted on my actual account. I remember being so upset by it at first but I don’t remember much of my week in internet jail other than I don’t think it was that bad lol.

Also on the topic of Sploder’s ranks, I had a friend on Sploder who got promoted from private to soldier and I got so upset over it that I left the website.. which is kind of a shame, but oh well. Probably would’ve left eventually anyway. I ended up apologizing to said friend probably years later which is funny because I don’t think I ever said anything to them, but oh well. (Me being jealous of that person wasn’t really rare, they got a lot of attention for their games. Which is really childish because I never put any legitimate effort into making games and also I spent 99.9% of my time on the forums anyway so)

I also remember being upset when they updated the layout of the forums to what it currently is

I also remember that people saw me as male on Sploder and I just never really cared to correct them but when I told one of my Sploder friends that I was actually Not Male I made such a big deal out of it for some reason.

That website was Good Times