NFTumblcryptids – ifesbob

partywithponies:

Enjoying the tumblr april fools day joke because as always for tumblr it’s cute and harmless and obviously a joke from the start, but seeing people getting genuinely mad at tumblr because they were genuinely fooled and genuinely thought the random character creator button was generating genuine NFTs:

"Hi! My name is Friar of Actaclea. I love video games. I hate getting the last nub of toothpaste out of the tube. Like my parent, I can’t get enough of #dolls."

"Hi! My name is Archduke of Oldham. I love elephants. I hate bad visions. Like my parent, I can’t get enough of #accurate."

"Hi! My name is Erasure. I love dark mode. I hate smudged nailpolish. Like my parent, I can’t get enough of #futurama."

"Hi! My name is Boy-King of Thassamae. I love cobwebs. I hate country clubs. Like my parent, I can’t get enough of #asexual."

"Hi! My name is Agreeable. I love dirt. I hate dolls with cracked faces. Like my parent, I can’t get enough of #music."

"Hi! My name is Steely Deacon. I love the good ice. I hate decaf. Like my parent, I can’t get enough of #userbox."

"Hi! My name is Mother Superior. I love Coppy. I hate almond milk. Like my parent, I can’t get enough of #spiders."

"Hi! My name is Roosks. I love safety. I hate paying taxes. Like my parent, I can’t get enough of #pokemon."