so the other day I was going through the minecraft wiki and I wanted to know how herobrine went from obscure creepypasta to gay icon and i found this
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*is diagnosed with creative* *starts levitating and placing tnt blocks all over your house*
Tag: minecraft
shulkers are the ultimate minecraft mob because they ARE cube
slimes aren’t 1x1x1 cubes. shulkers are
that’s just their shell. the shulker itself is tinyer than a timy slime
yeah i’m sure your brain is smaller than your skeleton but you dont see me going around calling you tiny
i have acquired…….. a friend
When a survival server has /keepinventory:true that’s just very nice
no it’s cheating
minecraft is a groundbreaking game
1. i clicked the block with the pickaxe but did not break the block. i did this so i could take a screenshot for a joke.
2. why would i put a shield in my torch slot?
3. i stole them
and the universe said
protect trans women
you wish you could contribute as much to music as minecraft has
no offense but like…………… i used to rule the world…………………… chunks would load when i gave the word……………………………………
Me: [dismounts horse so I can grab a pumpkin]
Horse: [already halfway across the world in a ditch]
Is this Minecraft, Skyrim, Legend of Zelda, or real horses
mhmmm yeah









