this is what the authors of this fic look like in real life
To put some scale to that word count (2,979,897—two million, nine hundred and seventy-nine thousand, eight hundred and ninety-seven);
War & Peace has 587,287 words;
The King James Bible has 783,137 words, and;
A novel averages out at in and around 75,000-100,000 words.
So 2,979,897 is a LOT.
wait so if my math is correct thats approximately seven thousand five hundred and fourty four words a DAY
okay theres fourteen of them so thats about five hundred and thirty nine per person per day which is doable but STILL
Just so you know, it’s not that simple. Eight of those people have been gone since the 100th chapter or so. Our current group is the first six people on the list of contributors. 🙂
btw in light of the dsmp fans vandalizing an ojibwe memorial to write things like “subscribe to techno blade” i would like to say.. if you continue to support these ppl, please quit interacting with me. if you continue to enjoy their content, no matter how critical you claim to be or how separated you think you can make it from the creators, you’re not welcome here. i don’t care if you’re hyperfixating, being neurodivergent is not an excuse. please do better everyone.
whoever is writing the minecraft lore rn needs a raise. bcuz some of the lore- and even just the theories- r so good and it gets. NO recognition
minecraft: “yeah souls have power and they can suck light out of things and there’s sand in literal hell that have the screaming dead in them and when combined make a literal demon that rots everything living in sight and in the deep dark there’s plants that can detect movement and hisses when broken and there’s a warden that protects the caves and can kill you in one hit and it has souls in his chest and it makes a heartbeat sound and all the lights around it flicker off if its near”
us af: “oh okay”
don’t forget the giant fossilised remains of god knows what that used to be and also the implications of the fact that villagers turned into zombies look different to the normal ones wandering around that just so happen to look like you. also the endermen speaking thing.
yeah! you can clearly hear them say “what’s up” or “hello” when your not bothering them.
and then theres the destroyed bastions and the desert temples and the jungle temples and the ruined portals . what is up with this world we inhabit
“Lightning has transformative powers, gold has regenerative properties so strong it can save you from death, ghasts are trapped in Hell, piglins built the bastions and the zombification virus nearly wiped them out, the ancient peoples created some kind of apocalypse so fucked up it almost wiped out all life and basically severed the link between dimensions, and also none of this is real, the universe is just a story we’re telling about ourselves because we’re all stories and stardust and not ready to perceive the true nature of existence yet.”
ifesbob 