evilsexy:

dni if you took french in highschool, are shorter than 5′6, hate math especially if you hate calculus, own pants that are not black jeans, your first anime was death note, enjoy sweetened coffee, like milk chocolate, can type without looking at the keys, are pisces anything, obey the speed limit ever, don’t know how to use chopsticks, have cried during a movie, prefer main characters over side characters, kin a blonde haired anime boy, have ever smoked weed, or can’t tolerate spicy foods

nutwit:

sighinastorm:

anoctopus:

vanyaviolins:

truffledmadness:

“Tortilla” would match to “torta”, which….is a real Spanish word that just means cake, y’all.

Tortillas are little flat cakes.

sighinastorm:

quadrifecta

maxeth:

trifecta

aim-and-ignights:

Same energy

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

in addition, mosca means fly

mosquito does mean little fly

lmfao

‘dump’ is an old adjective that meant “doughy” so “dumpling” is basically “little doughy thing”

Yes but that’s not funny.

Doro still at large