I live in the American 🇺🇸 Gardens🪴 Building 🏢 on West 81st Street 🛣 on the 11th floor. My name 💳 is Patrick Bateman.🧑🏻⚖️ I’m 27 years old. I believe 🙏 in taking care of myself 🧼🛁, and a balanced ⚖️ diet 🍎🥬 and a rigorous 😤 exercise routine 🏃♂️💨. In the morning 🌅, if my face 🧑🏻⚖️ is a little puffy😳, I’ll put on an ice 🧊 pack while doing my stomach 👕 crunches. I can 😁👍 do a thousand now 😤😤😤. After I remove 🧻 the ice pack 🧊 I use a deep 🕳 pore cleanser 😶🌫️ lotion🧴. In the shower 🚿 I use a water 💦 activated gel cleanser 🧼, then a honey 🍯 almond 🥜 body🧍🏻🧽scrub, and on the face an exfoliating 🤤 gel 💆🏻 scrub. Then I apply 💅 an herb-mint 🍃🥬 facial masque 😷 which I leave on for 10 minutes ⏱ while I prepare 💪 the rest of my routine. I always ✅ use an after shave lotion 🧴 with little🔻or no ❌ alcohol 🥃, because alcohol 🍾 dries ☀️ your face out 🤯 and makes you look older 👴🏻. Then moisturizer 🧴, then an anti-aging 👴🏻❌ eye 👁 balm followed 🚶🏻by a final moisturizing 🧽 protective 🙅🏻♂️ lotion🧴. There is an idea 💡of a Patrick Bateman💁🏻♂️ . Some kind of abstraction 😵💫. But there is no ❌ real me. Only an entity 👻. Something illusory 🧐. And though I can hide 🙈 my cold gaze🥶 , and you can shake my hand 🤝 and feel flesh 🥩gripping yours 🧟, and maybe 🤔 you can even sense 👃our lifestyles 💵⏰🪓 are probably comparable 🤷🏻♂️, I simply am not ❌ there.
uhm actually saying “go touch grass” is really offense because some people are allergic to grass and you’re basically telling them to kill themselves via fjdjfhskdiewnaldkskjdjenw 10;8:!/&&/ snjdjdjdjebssk xdmdmw 7 (walked into an electric fence)
diversity win! the person who is using an electroshock weapon against you over and over is using your preferred pronouns!
ID: Tumblr tags reading #good. taze xem again. /End ID
diversity win! this post about you being electrocuted is now accessible to screen readers.
*shows up at a funeral* it’s kinda “sus” that this guy is no longer “among us”. did anyone ever let him vent? (part of popular indie game among us) one could even say all of you pretending to like him when you barely cared before are “imposters” LOL (in the game among us, you have to find the imposter among you, which is why it is called “among us”) rest in peace
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