Santa will be changing the naughty list to the problematic list. He sees you when you’re vagueing. He knows when you’re anon.
Tag: …lol
IM SCREAMING
Who taught this man that he owned women?
cheating is a bad thing!!! expecting loyalty is not the same as thinking he owns women oh my GOD
“Babe please dont cheat on me” “you dont own me”
no notes but it keeps getting faster
some things i gayly love abt women
- when they like bite their lip and tilt their head to the side when u flirt and/or fidget with their hair/tie/necklace
- when they do that slow smile
- healthy communication where u both feel listened to!! it’s! so! good!
- squish. squiiiiish.
- t shirts and underwear. please. yes. Good.
- morning blinking
- when their perfume or cologne gets on u & u smell them all day
- when they help u murder ur husband
- mutual gestures of affection!!
- when they go from all sexy and seductive to laughing & back in like .00023 seconds
hey guys check out my new firsuit
we are not friends if you dont enjoy slurping up that muddy water w/ me and the boys
How stupid do you have to think the Deviantart community is to try to pass off Vincent Van Gogh’s Starry Night as your own artwork…?
THISI IS LEGIGITIAMTELY THE FUNNIEST HTING IVE SEEN IN A THOUSAN D YEARS
shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves
ifesbob 