my pet peeve are fic summaries with something deep and obscure that not only tell me nothing about the story but dont MEAN anything theyre just words like
‘When lost eyes lock onto a summer’s shadow, will love make it in the end?? [content warnings]: anal fisting ‘
I think I just inhaled coffee through my nose.
Tag: …lol
also, muffin fucker is a place now?
There’s no “W” in “muffin fucker”
has anyone ever told you guys how gifted you are? youre smarter than everyone else
intrusive thoughts: manifests in my brain spiritually
I’ve heard the saying ‘don’t cry over spilled milk’ but this is ridiculous
before i read what you typed i thought you came all over the floor
When you’re jacking it to some fucked up shit and your own jizz decides to kinkshame you
I made a mistake
The biggest struggle with writing about war when you’re German
You see, it’s simple.
“Schießen” means to shoot.
“Scheißen” means to shit.There’s this tiny difference in the order of these letters and the words are pronounced very differently but they look very much alike.
Especially when you’re typing fast. Especially when you’ve written for the last eight hours and it’s five in the morning and your tired soul is preparing to leave your body. Especially when Microsoft Word doesn’t underline anything because it doesn’t get the error, because technically, spelling-wise, there is none.
This fear, coming even before getting historical facts wrong, the story being boring or my writing being just bad, that I might embarrass myself and my characters because somewhere in this huge pile of over 130k words, in a serious and completely unfunny meant chapter there might be a soldier unintentionally shitting, not shooting, keeps me up at night.
It’s that time of year again!
I was first in line LOL
okay look i’m from england and like, whatever colour, favour, that’s my right but
this is so unnecessary. fuck you British English. you suck
plœæsœ mouthœr, mæy I havœ soumœ
porridgœ
four suppær?
ifesbob 