Tybalt=kye
Fuck you’re the same age too end me
Wholly accidental observations but it makes me feel weird like I planned it or something
Tag: …lol
a gay man: i wanna fuck a dude
half of yall: nooooo!!! uwu no icky… u both want to hold hands and only sweet lovely cutey kisses bc ur such a soft sweet prince… ur a soft cute round boy… so soft… such a soft uwu boy… no ickiness here only soft boys…
the other half of yall: O.M.G. MY GUILTY PLEASURE!!! I LOVE THE YAOIS!!! OM YALL ARE SINNING SO BAD…. (FANS SELF) THATS SO HAWT
The only reason why this had my laughing for fucking 20 minutes is because this is so true for me that it’s scary 😂😂😂
harold they’re making fun of you
“What kind of white nonsense”
Turns out celiac disease is actually just white nonsense and nobody actually has it it’s just fake what a world
Those cars 3 character posters have me so excited oh my gosh !!!
Like dude!! 3D rendered Smokey looks so good! River Scott looks awesome! Louise Nash can adopt me! Jackson is minty fresh! Lightning is surrounded by sunbeams like a true god! Cruz is super fast and pure and she’s gonna win!
It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them.
Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math.
“You may have noticed”
one of my favorite tidbits about speedrunning that comes up every time the games done quick marathons come around is how Wind Waker speedruns are about five hours long because of the giant wall in Hyrule that actually forces the runner to play the game because they’ve been throwing shit at this wall for over a decade and still can’t figure out a way past it. the wall in hyrule is entirely unglitchable and the only way past it is to play the game properly. the speedrun would be like one hour if they could get past this wall but nope, it’s five hours. fuck the wall.
and the comedy of this situation is exponentially amplified the more you know about skips and glitches in speedruns in general
as examples of how broken WW is elsewhere, you can clip through walls and go out of bounds to skip entire dungeon sequences pretty much anywhere with a ledge, use the Wind Waker to enter a state where you ignore physics and swim at 5000 miles an hour, and even fly infinitely into the sky after dying like some kind of helium zombie. do you know how many games could be broken wide open by an infinite height trick? TTYD would shave off 3 or 4 hours.
but this fucking barrier around Hyrule Castle, against all odds, is just completely insurmountable with any of this. Ganondorf is literally the most successful and powerful villain in gaming history and this Super Extendo Fuck You Shield™ is a shining testament to it
This is the kind of information I want on my dash
Acephobia fucking exists part 3
I find it interesting how a lot of these comments in this part are literally advocating for conversion therapy of asexuals, see us as people that can be ‘fixed’ with the right amount of ‘therapy’ and the ‘correct psychologist’.
Straight people don’t think we’re straight, or normal. Honestly a lot of them hate us.This is something I talked about earlier, how there are plenty of types of aphobia, and this type is the one we tend to face on a regular basis. Literal sexual harassment and conversion therapy.
But sure, aphobia isn’t real alright.
Jesus this is scary
It’s funny that they want to paint us as an ‘abnormal’ tiny little minority. Asexuals are estimated to make up 1% of the worlds population. To put that into perspective the entire population of Australia is estimated at 0.33% of the worlds population. So the amount of people you’re discarding is the same as the entire population of Australia three times over. But sure we’re tiny, abnormal and irrelevant.
so, everyone who wants to throw aro and ace people out of the LGBTQIA community: please take a moment to notice how the intolerance here doesn’t just look the same as intolerance against other marginalized sexualities and gender identities, it doesn’t just use the same words and tone and tactics, it’s explicitly linked by several of these people. they’re saying they think asexual people are “sick” in the same way trans people are. maybe think about that before you go on another “you’re not oppressed like we are and don’t belong here” tirade.
“But nobody hates asexuals!” some teenager with an aphobe-insert character here url on tumblr dot com will scream over and over again as if repeating that makes them right.
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