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proudtobeinvisiable:

squaremomgsquad:

litterbot:

Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever

Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.

Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

JESUS CHRIST

This really works.

boyfriendogs:

one-million-cats:

red-plains-rider:

weedmum:

stygianzinogre:

crimson–peach:

weedmum:

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

@fancyphobic

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

@thankgawd @sparcjacobs

teamfreekickass:

I remember once I was talking to two guys and one of them was complaining about his parents when the second chimed in. “Try having four parents!”

We automatically assumed that he had divorced parents that got remarried. He corrected us; “No, there is a plot twist. My mom and dad never got married but had me. They were going to get married, but then my dad suddenly confessed he was gay. My mom was so relieved and said that she discovered she was a lesbian and was afraid to tell him. So they stayed together in the same house for me. Then eventually both got partners. So my dad has his husband and my mom has her wife.”

And the third kid just looks down at the ground for a really long time before whispering, “That’s gay. “ 

equality-for-both-genders:

jollyfairbanks:

some-guy-with-an-opinion:

jingle-bellshit:

yourownpetard:

nunyabizni:

rallythedead:

macaroonii:

rallythedead:

macaroonii:

rallythedead:

macaroonii:

Hloy shit white people continue to amaze me

We are pretty amazing!

Shut up lmao !!

I’m just spreading the white positivity you started! 😁

I was being sarcastic sweaty :)))

No take backs!

I feel uplifted by this post. Thank you OP

Never stop being amazing all you crazy white people!

Aww I needed this today, thanks OP! ❤

– Mod Jewel

Awwww thanks op ♥

Thanks op

Thanks op!