Dogecoin tanking because Elongated Musk is just That unfunny on SNL….poetic

death2america:

not sure if i’ve heard of this hip hop music before

MC Hammer and Sickle

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

enbyasha:

lilyloveslilacs:

vavvo:

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

My name is Lily. Want to be friends?

hey amegaotaku queen since i cant @ you because you blocked me, just wanna say im really sorry you had to find out your boyfriend Robert Templeton Doughty is using a mail-order bride website to find women and has been doing so between 2017 and december of 2020. also would you mind telling the south carolinian of a man that specifically lives in waterloo that he should use indeed.com instead of linkedin for job searching? also would LOVE to hear more about his criminal background 🙂

spongebob-autisticquestions:

To other autistic people, what’s your current special interest(s) and what do you like about it/them?

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

sh12pen-bookfan:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

does anyone else remember being in, like, middle school and every adult over the age of 30 being like “drawing or writing on your hands is literally the most EVIL thing you can do and can KILL you”

My friend once put her maths homework in a bottle of water and drank it, then became ill and wasn’t able to go to school the next day, pen ink is really bad y’know

ok but you see what the difference here is, right? like you see the difference between drawing on your hands and drinking homework juice, right??

manslaughter:

poblacht-na-n-oibrithe:

Go get some jamb pins from Home Depot and make sure your lock and strikeplate are fitted properly ❤ ❤ ❤

and here’s some more information on how to make your door stronger, you know, for reasons: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=677448445974099

Do you want firefighters or other emergency people to not be able to get into your house in case of emergency? Because this is how you get that.

Hey since Google is useless, how do you get into a public wifi where the login page loads, but when you press connect, the page just refreshes?

Source: christmas-winter