Cruz: Who’s that?
Lightning: Jackson Storm.
Cruz: He’s got a very punchable face.
Lightning: Yeah, I noticed that.
Tag: lightning mcqueen
Lightning McQueen x Sally Carrera and Bob Belcher x Linda Belcher are the only pairings I care about honestly.
………….is it too early to make a “Lightning shattered his tits” joke or
(Love this art, esp. the right, so cute!)
The pain of my enemies fuel my confidence to win.
Mater: Lightnin’, what’s a “metaphor”?
Lightning: My life is a trainwreck.
Mater: I know, but what’s a metaphor?
Lightning: …
How the fuck did he do this tho…
They’re going 180mph. Look at it! He did this and didn’t die!I bet Shitson Storm can’t do this!! Watch out u fucken millennial, Lightning McFuck is going to go full car-acrobat on your saggy ass!!!
Jackson: Lightning McQueen. I heard you were dead. Guess I was wrong.
Lightning: Jackson Storm. I heard you sucked. Guess I was right.
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