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Tag: lightning mcqueen
THAT BOI FLY
BREAKING NEWS; Residential man, Lightning McQueen stuck himself 15 feet up in a tree earlier today, police were called on the scene to assist the man, who was unharmed throughout the ordeal.
Review: Lightning from Cars
Pros:
-shiny
-HAVE U SEEN HIS WHEELS
-Adorable spoiler
-has custom catchphrase
-DETERMINED
-sick moves
-sassy
-*LOUD ENGINE NOISES*
-huge dork
-lucky stickers
-adorable in general
-wheelies when happy
-bestest racecar everCons:
-meanie
-bad at making friends
-criminal type
-doesn’t listen
-laughs at fart jokes occasionally
-assOverall: 10/10 would take a bullet for
I LOVE THIS AHAHA
I Can’t wait D:
I was the top of the line, out of sight; out of mind,
So much for fortune and fame
Lightning: This is my year.
Jackson: This is my year too.
Lightning: Please don’t align yourself with me.
Is Rusteze bumper ointment for cars the same as butt cream for people? Is Lightning McQueen driving around with butt cream stickers
petition to start calling mcqueen ‘kachow boy’ !!!!!!
I die laughing every time this comes back on my dash
ifesbob 