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Tag: lightning mcqueen
What she says: I’m fine
What she means: I am going to have to sit in the theater and watch as Lightning McQueen gets in the most horrific crash of his life. I am going to have to watch as he flips through the air uncontrollably, on fire, with pieces of his body being torn off as he smashes into the ground. I am going to have to watch as he gets torn apart on the racetrack and slams into the wall. I am going to have to watch as all of his friends and family watch this happen in horrified silence and are powerless to do anything. I am going to have to watch as Lightning gets ripped apart in the most terrifying and life-threatening event of his entire career. I am going to have to watch all of this knowing that he fears crashes. I am going to have to watch all of this knowing that he fears crashes AND that he can feel every. single. second of it. No I am not crying.
primer?
Remember this image folks? Well here’s the full version straight from Disney. The Cars 3 site has been slightly updated with some printable kids activities and a cast list.
OH MY GOD HE CRASHED SO BAD HE GOT SPRINGS FALLING OUT OF HIM
What are you doin’, kid? I think The King should finish his last race.
You just gave up the Piston Cup, you know that? This grumpy old racecar I know once told me somethin’. It’s just an empty cup.
Okay yes but
Is he?
I mean…… he does some wild shit. And is completely calm whilst risking his life otherwise. Like,,, racing. Or like, jumping over his competitors, or passing them on 2 wheels
Both probably.
Ok but WHY does Lightning hear a loud noise from Sheriff and IMMEDIATELY assume he’s being shot at????
Like, McQueen, bro…. what have u been thru my guy……..
Also:
Cars 1, McQueen hears loud noise, “OMG SOMEONES SHOOTINGN A FUCNKFING GUN AT ME, I HOHPE I DOMT DIE, I BETTER ESCAPE BY DRIVING THRU SOME FHUCKING BARBED WiRE,”
(Bonus: daydreams about explosions and death multiple times)Cars 2, dudes are actually trying to kill him and have real guns: “this doesn’t make any sense??? Why would someone want to kill me??? A bomb?? Wnat!!?”
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