lightning mcqueen – Page 35

Welcome to Cynical Island, population: You.

Jackson, to McQueen (via incorrectcarsquotes)

Source: incorrectcarsquotes

Lightning: Don’t talk down to me.
Jackson: Well, I could hardly talk up to you. You’re too short.

Source: 2006lightningmcqueen

a113cowgirl:

Ker-chaw

smolightning:

look at my angry smol baby

Source: smolightning

Francesco: Girls are hot. Guys are hot. Why is everyone hot?

Lightning: Global warming.

novocaineheart:

Jackson: Better look out McQueen, there’s a storm coming.

Lightning: Yeah, but you always see the lightning before you see the storm.

tinlizzies:

bisexualwolverine:

There’s the boi

KACHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Sarge: Would you stop sulking like a baby?
Lightning: I am sulking like a full grown man!

Lightning: Why are you like this?
Jackson: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without a fire suit on? That’s weird.