me: I’m fine
also me: [keening]
Tag: lightning mcqueen
“Boy, where in the world did you even get a bowl and noodles that big?”
“I dunno, Sheriff, it didn’t say the size online! Could you help me get them in the bowl?”
“Alright, but you owe me one.”
“Okay, here we go- Woah!”
“OW!”
“*chuckling* You moron.”
This has probably been done before (if so, no stealing intended!), but…
I LAUGHED HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE
I LAUGHED HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE
“I swear to fucking god kid, if I had hands, I’d strangle you.”
PT 2
HE GETS SO ANGRY THAT HE JUST. LAUNCHES HIMSELF INTO THE AIR. OH MY GO
lightning keeps giving sally these mean looks he needs to calm down sdfkjsdfsf
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