Me: This ain’t shit! They’re not gonna include Monty in Cars 3. That ain’t canon! His biological name, his birth name, the one his parents gave him when he was born, is Lightning!
Me at 4am, sweatin’: John….,..,,.,…,,,,….. please don’t…………………..
Tag: lightning mcqueen
Bad ending: McQueens name is Monty
Good ending: we misheard him and it’s Mason or something equally as nice
True ending: his name is just. Lightning. No need to make this complicated y’all.
some fool who can write: haha his name’s actually Monty!
me: that’s so disrespectful how DARE you disrespect Lightning McQueen like that?? Piston Cup Champion Lightning McQueen?? the disrespect?? is disrespectful. don’t ever look at Lightning McQueen ever again. Ya know what? Don’t even look at a red car ever again. Don’t look at any car ever again. Just shut your eyes.
monty mcqueen and the holy grail…………..
aint nobody gonna call him monty
Hey there! Just thought you’d like to know that lightnings real name was revealed in the “cars origins : struck by lightning” book that came out today. It’s Monty. Monty McQueen. Montgomery McQueen. Take and use this information however you wish!
I literally opened this ask, got up, got in my car and now I’m on my way to a bookstore to get this shit.
Thank you for informing me, anon!
“Thank you. Thanks for everything.”
“Ah, hah, it was just a road.”
“No. It was much more than that.”
Giffed something! (quality is what it is)
Kori Turbowitz: Lightning, what do you have to say to the people who said you couldn’t beat Jackson Storm?
Lightning, lips touching the microphone: How does my entire ass taste?
Me anytime, anywhere, everywhere i go.
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