hillbillyhell:

incorrectcarsquotes:

Hey everyone!

What are your favorite Lightning McQueen lines? From Cars and/or Cars 2?

“Do you know who you’re talking to? I’m Lightning McQueen! I can handle anything!”

“I’m not a baby….”

“Oh cause you know thunder comes after lightning!”

“Yeah your job’s pretty easy today. All you have to do now is stand there and let me look at ya…”

“DON’T LEAVE ME HERE! I’M IN HILLBILLY HELL! MY I.Q’S DROPPING BY THE SECOND! I’M BECOMING ONE OF THEM!!!”

“Just like it’s heyday, right?”

“You know I really missed you Sally….”

“I don’t need your help! I don’t WANT your help!”

“That’s why I love you Sally!”

“I’m gonna go out of a limb here. These are the guys that want me dead correct?”

parody-the-emi:

incorrectcarsquotes:

Hey everyone!

What are your favorite Lightning McQueen lines? From Cars and/or Cars 2?

“I am speed . Im faster than fast quicker than quick I am lighting”.

“Kachow”.

“All you gotta do is stand there and let me look at ya”.

“Serpentine! Serpentine! Serpentine”!

“Yes I’m a real race care what do you think look at me”.

“Speed I’m speed . Float like a Cadillac sting like a Beamer”.

“ No pit stopping comprendo”?

“DONT LEAVE ME HERE IM IN HILLBILLY HELL MY IQ’s DROPPING BY THE SECOND IM BECOMING ONE OF THEM!!!!”.

“Corvette”?

“I think you forgot the insulting part of that insult”.

“You don’t say it like that it’s 4 syllables not 10”.

“And there’s the insulting part we were missing Grazie”.

“Were you rich”