This shot? Is really really beautiful
Tag: lightning mcqueen
When aggravated, the wild Kachow Boi gains +1 height for drama and intimidation purposes.
Lightning: I’m ignoring you to make a point.
Jackson: The problem with that technique is I have no idea what point you’re making.
How the fuck did he do this tho…
They’re going 180mph. Look at it! He did this and didn’t die!I bet Shitson Storm can’t do this!! Watch out u fucken millennial, Lightning McFuck is going to go full car-acrobat on your saggy ass!!!
Hey everyone!
What are your favorite Lightning McQueen lines? From Cars and/or Cars 2?
S W E A T S
Fav: “One winner. Forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast…
Hm. Breakfast… maybe I should have breakfast… a lil brekkie could be good for me- nonono stay focused, SPEED-”Bonuses:
“Sure, Thunder.”
“Thunder? What’s he talkin bout, ‘Thunder’-”
“OH yknow cuz Thunder always comes after… Light-ning~! KAPOW!”“Well it matches the rest of the town.”
“OHMYGOSH!”
“He’s shooting at me! Why’s he shooting at me?!”
Doc: “Float like a Cadillac-”
McQ: “Sting like a Beemer!”“Listen, I’m lightningmcqueen, the famousracecar,-”
“THANK YOU! Or should I say NO THANK YOU? Because in OPPOSITE WORLD, maybe that really means thank you!!!”
“You probably go 0-60 in what, 3.5 years?”
“Right, friends! Yeah there’s uhh… uhhhhhh….” (friend machine broke)
“Listen, officer, talk to me babe, how longs this thing gonna take?”
(Screaming™)
“Racecars don’t NEED headlights because the track is always LIT…”
“Holy porshe”
“Ok Bessie you think thats funny??? GREAT!! IM TALKING TO BESSIE NOW!! IM TALKING TO BESSIE!!!!”
“Turn right to go left… guess what, I tried it, and you know this crazy thing happened- I went RIGHT!”
“You keep talking to yourself, people will think you’re crazy!”
“Thanks for the tip…”
“What? I wasn’t takin to you!”“Yknow this grumpy old racecar once told me somethin- it’s just an empty cup.”
“And REMEMBER: with a lil RUSTEZE… and an insane amount of luck… YOU TOO can look like ME. KA. chow.”
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