age: 17
Tag: lego
me
hair: detachable
torso: crushed
dick: out
the lower half of my body is forcibly ejected from the hydraulic press at ninety miles an hour
Yes! The… the spee-ider. Even the smallest bite from “arachnis deathicus” will instantly paralyze!
Sadly references for arachnis deathicus were thin on the ground, so instead we have
Giant huntsman
spider (Heteropoda maxima), Brazilian
salmon pink bird-eating tarantula (Lasiodora parahybana),
Goliath
birdeater (Theraphosa blondi) and Poecilotheria
rajaei.
reblog this and tag it with the first tag that comes up for every letter of the alphabet
ask-flain-the-infernite I got a better spot! Check it out!
And thanks for the cookironis. All I have is this…one…chicken leg. Well, I had a pie, but I kind of ate it. Heh.
Its a love story baby just say yes
Hello! ma baby
Hello! ma honey
Hello! ma ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, ma heart’s on fire!
If you refuse me
Honey, you’ll lose me
Then you’ll be left alone
Oh, baby, telephone
And tell me I’m your own!
My Lego at my desk! I’ve got two custom mixels that look weird, and my four favourite Doctors at my minifig sized TARDIS console.
So one Japanese blogger saw Mixels and went: “Huh, I could make something outta those”
and did this