sniperlance: Lance really is a quick thinker, man! remember when everyone was being chased by space paul blart mall cop? everyone was like SHIT WHAT DO WE DO THERE’S A DEAD END and Lance was like WAIT… WHAT IF… MAYBE I CAN QUICK EVERYONE GET ON MY HOVERBOARDING COW and then he pilots everyone to safety 😀 man look at how excited he is! good job my son, i am proud of you
lance: alright, let’s go over the plan one more time. if one of us dies first, what will the other one do? pidge: locate the corpse and move the body so it looks like they’re dabbing lance: exactly
lanceologist: keith: ..and then on ‘tuesdee’ we’ll- lance: woah woah woah. stop right there keith: what? lance: okay, say ‘day’ keith: day? lance: now say tuesday keith: tuesdee
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