iicraft505:

I guess I’m switching to google then since they’re the only company that hasn’t gone off the deep end in regards to phones yet

Nevermind. Can phone companies learn from other phone company’s shortcomings or is that too much to ask. Nobody wants a phone without a headphone jack, they’re just going to use an adaptor. Stop it. Nobody wants this.

never forget your roots

planetary-mom-friend:

angelinthefire:

spookinwithhoechlin:

  • fanfiction.net before they removed the NC-17 stories
  • going to fanfiction.net at all
  • going to adultfanfiction.net in the fallout of the great “purge”
  • figuring out that ain’t nobody actually monitoring NC-17 stories there anyway so just rate it “M”
  • “please R&R! concrit appreciated!”
  • warning: lemon
  • though it may be more on the limey side of lemon
  • “summary sux just read it”
  • replying to reviews in the author’s notes
  • author’s notes in which the characters talk to each other and the author

This is a personal attack on me

iicraft505:

Some kid in my class is literally calling science propaganda and I desperately hope he’s joking, because if he isn’t, we have an issue.

Oh God he’s serious, he thinks science is a lie.

He doesn’t believe in cells. What the fuck.

Judgement-free tag game!

@ludwigbeilschmeme @beautifulstoriesbeautifullies @pikamonster25 @donutdog7 

@sini-sterility

Whatever device you use to listen to music, hit shuffle 20 times!

Which one is your favorite?
Which one is your least favorite?
Which one makes you cringe at the fact that you own it?

Please include the artist! GO!

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Well, here:  

(Kill me)

Guns for hands – Twenty One Pilots
If I knew – Bruno Mars 
I’m With You – Avril Lavigne
Beat It Featuring John Mayer – Fall Out Boy
It’s My Life – Bon Jovi
How Come You’re Not Here – Pink
Electroman Adventures – Water Flame
Family Portrait – Pink
Hot – Avril Lavigne
Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) – Green Day
Glorious Morning – Water Flame
Anything But Ordinary – Avril Lavigne
Gives You Hell (Bloody Beetroots Remix) – The All-American Rejects
Easy Steps – Water Flame
Blast Processing – Water Flame
Durban Skies – Bastille
Gone – Bastille
Crystal Ball – Pink
Hello City – Barenaked Ladies
Huggable Detective – Henry Jackman

Favorite: Blast Processing
Least-Favorite (of the ones I know anything about): If I Knew
All of the Pink, Avril Lavigne, and the Bruno Mars song(s) make me want to die. 

I wish I could have done this with my playlist instead of all my tracks.

Kill me now

Someone in my math class just said JB was the coolest person.
He’s one of the biggest jerks on the planet. If I had to choose between killing him and Trump, I would choose him because at least Trump is somewhat funny and isn’t a vandal and a criminal.