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Cell phone batteries are like your mitochondria because they’re the powerhouse of your cell
Should’ve known you was trouble from the first kiss
had your eyes wide open
why were they open?
You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean colour is like
a pigment of your imagination.
YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
Huehuehue
Happy birthday Linus Torvalds! The creator of Linux turns 47 today. 🎂
Here is your f-ing Cake Linus , go ahead and compile it yourself!
A hockey stick doubles as a murder weapon.
this fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined
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