There’s nothing funny about mitosis jokes. Once you say one, everyone splits.
Tag: joke.
not to be a heterophobe but….. heterosexuality is just so…… Unnatural…. you know?? Like, it just seems WRONG to me…… I’m not a heterophobe i just don’t agree with the heterosexual lifestyle. If you choose to be straight thats on you boo
look I like… I have straight friends, so o o o it’s not like I’m against straight people, it’s just kinda weird to me, you know? It’s fine tho just don’t hit on me or anything haha
Just like, if you wanna be straight that’s your business, but please stop shoving it in everyone’s face. I mean, when two people of the opposite sex kiss in public and stuff, there’s children around, you know? And it’s the same when there’s heterosexual relationships on TV. Like, you do whatever you want, but just because you decided to be straight doesn’t mean you have to turn everyone else straight too
When people ask you why you make science puns:
Writing Protip #9848
Use a respectable pen name like El Dildos.
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
avocado’s number
NO.
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
avocado’s number
NO.
2015 Bad Joke No. 70
What do you call a recently-made subatomic particle?
A New-tron.
