Lightning: You are NOT going to win this time, Storm.
Jackson: An interesting theory. Let me propose an alternative one – I AM going to win this time.
Lightning: Ah, but-
Jackson: And this is a theory I have built up from the following postulates. 1) I win every time, 2) This is a time, 3) I will win this time.

If Jackson storms catchphrase isn’t “Get ready for a storm” or “I’m the storm that’ll wipe you out” then I’m freaking creating my own headcannons becAUSE IF HIS CATCHPHRASE IS SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF KACHOW I WILL BE DONE WITH THE CARS FANDOM

what if he says THIS

tinlizzies:

bisexualwolverine:

disneypixar:

The legend. The next generation. The unconventional trainer. Cars 3 speeds into theatres this June.

Here they are guys
Jackson: 214
Cruz: 210
Lightning: 198

McQueen slow as fuck compared to the other two

Source: pixar

tinlizzies:

JACKSON STORM ^{ＦＡＳＴＢＯＹＥ} GO W _{H _{O _{O _{O ^{O ^{O _{O _O}}}}}}}

ＮＹＯＯＭ

bisexualwolverine:

More speed,
More horsepower…
….More of everything.

Source: twerkstallion

Sally: How are you feeling?
Lightning: I’ve been experiencing a bad headache lately that seems to come and go…
Jackson [enters]: Heyo!
Lightning: Ah, it’s back again.