..im sorry – ifesbob

dankmemeuniversity:

I think that Squirtle was one of the best things I’ve ever purchased.

iicraft505:

Drive a zamboni all over saskatchuwuan

Drive a zamboni all over saskatchuwuan

trash-blogger:

memelovingbot:

hi, welcome to chili’s, rustled jimmies just makes bath bomb molecules smaller

Source: togedream

helpimjacksepticeyetrash:

haleykinz:

helpimjacksepticeyetrash:

deafsepticeye:

helpimjacksepticeyetrash:

Who here would NOT sleep with Ryan Reynolds?

*raises my asexual and sex-repulsed hand*

@snarkipliers-septiceye found one

*also raises my asexual hand*

@snarkipliers-septiceye found another

I understand what they mean but… a hand can’t be asexual.