I dressed everyone in their best autumn-themed outfits and went into the forest to take family pictures. Just TRY to tell me that this isn’t an aesthetic.
so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine
well this would have been useful last night
See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on
what a top notch addition to an already excellent post
are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night
It’s almost like that was a joke
Like when I was (more) active in the political part of Tumblr and even up until now it was and sometimes is incredibly difficult for me to have opinions that aren’t supported by others and I really don’t think that’s a healthy way to understand the world. It’s a lot better when you allow yourself to have opinions that you don’t necessarily see expressed often if at all.
Me: *picks up “dead” bat in my yard so my dog doesn’t eat it*
“Dead” bat: O_O
Me: O_O
Me upon realizing I am holding a very not dead bat and not dead bat realizing it has been picked up by a large creature at the exact same second: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
He scream
You want rabies? That’s how you get rabies
1.I picked it up with a towel and gardening gloves and never once touched it with my bare hands.
2.
3.The bat was at the bottom of my porch where I have to take my dog out but I guess I should have just left it there for her to eat right?
4.It was in a position that made it clear that it was most likely hurt from hitting my house and not just sick. It’s warming up in my area and they are just coming out from the winter and it was most likely confused because I live right next to the highway and there’s a lot of noise.
5.You can only get rabies from a bat by being bitten or otherwise getting its saliva in your bloodstream. And it was two inches long and I’m a grown ass adult with a towel and gardening gloves and a thick ass sweater.
Good thing you tagged it as “stupid people” because you obviously don’t know enough about the situation
I’m sorry I tagged it that way. That was incredibly childish of me. I’ve just had it pounded into my head that you don’t mess with sick or injured wildlife because of the risk of exposure.
I’m a registered Veterinary technician and I’ve worked with a rabid cat and it was terrifying
I’m sorry I got so defensive. I’ve seen a lot of bats killed in my area because people are misinformed about the rabies situation. I used to play with them as a kid by throwing sticks in the air and watching them swoop to get them and each year they were noticably fewer until they were just gone.
That was the most adult way I’ve ever seen an argument addressed on the internet.
Though Tumblr’s lack of attention given to anything other than figure skating is fine when you consider the complete embarrassment Google’s Olympic Google Home ad is
I know I’m a big fat fuck, but if I EVER get that pathetic please lock me in a room and starve me until I can see my dick and walk a mile again.
Seriously.
That only happens when others enable it. That’s the most disgusting part of that show.
Oh, yea. Every other scene is this chick’s family cooking ungodly huge meals for her and her boyfriend coming home with fast food and microwave burritos.
“I JUST DON’T KNOW HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!”
Bitch, either stop eating after the first plate or accept that you’re harming yourself.
Everyone sitting around is saying “They just got bigger and I don’t know how” while feeding them with a shovel.
Fucking stop. If they can’t get out of bed to get food, do like ET and leave a Reeses Pieces trail to the treadmill
ifesbob 