doitfortheboys:

more of my bullshit, y’already know what it is.

(also, you might wanna hit up @hockeyplayersasmyfavoritevines​ because she’s cool and posts stuff like this on the reg)

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bruins: it’s a fucking bear! 

sabres: chicken nuggets 

wings: ymca yungman 

panthers: singing woman not allowed on bus 

habs: i coulda dropped my croissant! 

sens: good evening 

bolts: steppin on the beach 

leafs: what the FUCK is up, kyle

canes: obi-wan mr. sandman 

jackets: dudes turning soft, i stay hard 

devils: paper bag over head dance

isles: club jam

nyr: lipstick in your valentino bag

flyers: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN! THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!

pens: blocked and reported

caps: accept yourself, love youself

avs: we all die – you either kill yourself or get killed

stars: two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub

wild: shower time, adderall, a glass of whiskey, and diesel jeans

preds: troy speaks right from the heart

blues: around the world like la la la la la

jets: baby it’s cold

ducks: YOU WANT ME TO COME RIGHT NOW

coyotes: -this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you!

flames: i was in a band

oilers: seinfeld – numb

kings: umbrellas / run

sharks: it is wednesday my dudes

canucks: get fucked, goose

vgk: me and my omelet

also, runner-up vines, because some were too real to leave out:

(the bruins / zdeno chara) (sabres) (wings) (panthers) (the current habs) (sens) (bolts) (leafs) (canes) (jackets) (devils) (isles) (nyr) (flyers) (pens) (caps) (avs) (stars / jaime benn’s voice) (wild) (preds) (blues) (jets) (ducks) (coyotes) (flames) (oilers) (kings) (sharks) (canucks) (vgk)