Revenge of the Sith AU where Anakin can’t kill any younglings because they’ve set up hundreds of Space Home Alone style booby traps around the jedi temple
He opens a door and a bucket full of sand unloads its contents all over his head
Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie, and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. HOME ALONE (1990) dir. Chris Columbus