Tag: gordon ramsay

goodportraitstudio:

This is the Gordon of Eternal Smoothness. It is one of the rarest Gordons, appearing only when the world is at its worst. If you rub the forehead of this powerful Gordon from left to right, your life will go smoothly for the rest of eternity. If you rub Him from right to left, however, your body will immediately be flattened and smoothed until the wind carries you away into the Sun, where you will probably die. No one knows whether this refers to His left or the viewer’s left, but that probably isn’t that important. Thank you, and Gordon bless.

“I’ve never had anyone say all my items are shit”

Take your entitled, pompous, know-it-all attitude and shove it up your ass. You have never had a decent chef, let alone Gordon Ramsay, in your kitchen before. Get over yourself.