[image: You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him – drawing: woods, hint of a bear trap and cabin, and of course, the head of the horrible goose]
i realized something very important about the syllables in “shia lebeouf” and “horrible goose”
Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it
Untitled Goose Game is without doubt the best game I have encountered all year because like sure there are goals and tasks to complete, but you are also totally free to just run around and be a colossal asshole
And they specificly programed the NPCs to Stare at the goose with palpable rage when you do anything like this