john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be
he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen
the bar is at the earth’s core
literally fuck you to hell tumblr
Imagine being so concerned with Performative Wokeness that you forget how to comprehend the English language like @frogmp3 and @yelnatszeroni just did.
if you want to worship a straight guy who calls his wife a bitch as the peak of “straight culture,” then who am i to stop you? i’m going to continue to expect straight men to at least try to use their brains
There’s also this gem of antisemitism AND calling his wife the worst. But ya know he’s just such a shining example good men™
That’s… also taken wildly out of context. The joke was that the idea that jewish people are these all-powerful and malevolent beings is ridiculous. “I know all that” is sarcastic. No, he doesn’t actually think that jewish people are any of those things. And if you didn’t cut off the top part, it’s him saying “I don’t understand why there are neo-nazis now” (or something to that power).
The most “”””anti-semitic”””” thing John has done is make a joke about how jewish women are very straightforward. In 2012. And then went on to talk about how he loved that about Anna (his wife).
He has literally NEVER said anything bad about his wife, only ever talked about how much he loves her. Even if he points out funny things about her and their cultural differences.
No one will mind if you don’t like his humor, but stop trying to remove context to demonize a man who, even if he HAS done something wrong, has had no massive effect on society other than “haha funney joke.”
But then how will they get their woke points that are more worthless than a single Deutsche Mark at the end of 1923.
Tumblr Gays: constantly reblogging posts about how ur not really friends with someone until you can call them bitch and asshole without worrying about ur friendship
Also Tumblr Gays: this man joked about calling his wife a bitch n it’s bad even though she said ok!!! this is why straights are cancelled
I’m a computer technician who does hardware fixes and builds custom computers for clients. Occasionally I do laptop resale for customers who don’t know what they’re looking for. This client needed a new laptop for her business, and I was happy to help her find one within her budget.
Client: I need a new laptop with [specifications] and [specifications].
Me: That’s great, I can help you, what is your budget?
Client: I can only pay about $450.
Me: Okay, well with the specifications you provided the cheapest I can find is $600.
Client: Okay well find me something cheaper then, but I want those specifications. I’m sure you can find something, you have a computer shop. You have connections.
I spend a while looking for something, I finally find a laptop within her specifications and budget but it’s used. I tell her that and she says it’s fine, so I deliver it and get payment.
1 week later I get an email from her.
Client: I need to return this computer. It’s too slow.
Me: Okay, it shouldn’t be running too badly, let me come and take a look.
(For free, I might add).
I show up at her place of work, her computer is running pretty slow, but no immediately visible reason why. I ask her:
Me: How often do you restart your computer?
Client: Oh, I never turn it off.
Me: … so it’s been on for a week straight?
Client: Yes.
Me: And you use it regularly.
Client: Yes.
Me: You need to turn your computer off. It will start running fine.
Client: No, I want a new laptop, now. For free.
*sigh*
Me: Okay, I will find you another computer.
Luckily I have a laptop in stock. This lady is pretty upset and is a corporate client so I didn’t want to lose her, but I would be out at least $450. I go back the next week and give her the new computer. She seems to like it.
6 MONTHS later I get another email.
Client: So I did my best, I tried, and I’m just not happy with this computer. I wanted to just deal with it but I can’t stand it anymore, it’s too slow. I need you to give me my money back.
Me: How often do you restart it?
Client: Oh, I still don’t turn it off.
Me: …Well, I’m sorry, but since there your issue is clearly user-related, I can’t possibly give you ANOTHER free machine. Even if it were hardware related, the fact that you have contacted me 6 MONTHS later means that you have already assumed responsibility for the machine, and there is no way I can reasonably take it back for a refund. If you would like, I can sell you a new laptop, or I can come to you for a service appointment (where I will just tell you to restart your computer), but I will not be refunding your money.
Client: How DARE you! You provided me with POOR QUALITY laptops and this is POOR CUSTOMER SERVICE! A real, professional business would never refuse a refund to a customer!
Me: I can guarantee that’s not the case, but I’m sure the distributor would be happy to discuss this with you, but at this point, there is nothing we can do.
i work in a pet store. a woman was looking at our bettas and asked me whether one was male or female. i told her that they were all male, because they are- our company only orders male bettas. she looked at me incredulously and pointed at one and asked, “even this one?” i was like “…yes, why?” “it’s pink, though! why is the male fish pink?” i swear, she was borderline angry at me. i didn’t know how to explain that fish genetics don’t adhere to human gender roles
the cis: but what about BIOLOGY also the cis: but… why is the pink fish MALE??
“We have decades of research in child development and neuroscience that tell us that young children learn actively — they have to move, use their senses, get their hands on things, interact with other kids and teachers, create, invent. But in this twisted time, young children starting public pre-K at the age of 4 are expected to learn through “rigorous instruction.”
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