Here’s some of my hoard!!! Rocks and shiney thighs and whatever stuff gets left on the side of the road or I can find buried in the dirt are things I collect
listen i love goblin positivity but i feel like none of you understand how to be goblins. start romanticizing living in a gloomy forest and mugging wayward adventurers. romanticize overthrowing your bugbear leader. start a union. eat some grubs.
sharpen your teeth. make up funny little songs about meat. form your entire personality around mushrooms and cackling.