swampbreath:

I do believe I have been subconsciously collecting a goblin hoard for the past few years

I tried to compile all the objects in my room that I think are part of this hoard here is the result:

Fairly good collection for such a young goblin!!

These 3 are my potion vials! They look like something a wizard would take a gulp of, especially the bronze one

This is a key my friend @mariefox13 gave me one time! I hope it unlocks an ancient tome

This is some sort of mutant mass of necklaces ? Gotten from various sources

This is a jar of shells from various beaches around the state!! I love collecting shells uwu

This is my rock/gemstone collection which 1. Fell over and 2. Had glitter in it for some reason

My most prized collection!!!!! My bottle caps!

Last but CERTAINLY not least!!! My dice collection!! I love them dearly ! They ahve very nice memories attached uwu

i-was-once-a–tortoise:

i-was-once-a–tortoise:

listen i love goblin positivity but i feel like none of you understand how to be goblins. start romanticizing living in a gloomy forest and mugging wayward adventurers. romanticize overthrowing your bugbear leader. start a union. eat some grubs. 

sharpen your teeth. make up funny little songs about meat. form your entire personality around mushrooms and cackling.