quotegrumps:

Arin: [coming soon voice] This summer…four girls are going to have the slumber party of a life time.

[As Girl #1]: “Aaah! You scared me!”

[As Girl #2]: “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to.”

Arin: This summer, things are really heating up in the bedroom:

[As Girl #1]: “Let’s play Twister!”

[As Girl #2]: “I like Twister!”

[As Girl #3]: “No, I’m tired.”

Arin: And when the snacks come out, things get really hot.

[As Girl #1]: “Pretzels?”

[As Girl #2]: “Ooh, they’re a little too hot.”

[As Girl #3]: “Is this hot mustard?”

Arin: One of these days, something is going to happen and it won’t be pretty.

[As Girl #1]: “My mom is going to come pick us up.”

[As Girl #2]: “Okay…is she–is she here yet?”

[As Girl #1]: “Nope.”

Arin: This summer, be prepared for ‘One Night of Summer’, a slumber party you’ll never forget.

[As Girl #1]: “Do you remember that one time you had a slumber party?”

[As Girl #2]: “I’ll never forget it.”

Arin: And they never did…This summer, stayed tuned for ‘In Bed by Eight.’

[As Mom]: “Nighty night, girls.”

[As Girl #1]: “Night, Mom.”

[As Girl #1]: “Byeee.”

Arin: And they slept all night…..Directed by Eli Roth.

avidansexbang:

I haven’t seen anyone upload this absolutely amazing moment from Game Grumps’ Mario Maker (Ep. 112)

Arin: “Dude, just, just pity laugh at least.”
Dan: “No it’s because I’m trying to think of the song like, ‘Ariiiin! Hanson is the funniest man alive!’ *chuckles* ‘just pity laugh please’” 
*Both die of laughter*