you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
This is like. The opposite of the recovery position
I’m not over this review of a self groomer for a three legged cat. Look at him. He hasn’t been able scratch his left side by himself since he lost his leg but now he can and he is living life the fullest. That is the face of a cat who has finally scratched an itch.
I am neutral to positive on musicals myself but i absolutely adore when people who Hate Musicals try to explain/describe why they hate musicals. It is never not totally hilarious because musicals as a concept are hilarious and its always just… Really frustrated people being like “it just doesnt make SENSE how they all start DANCING” and i just love it.
Plus then you always get this interaction
Musical Enjoyer: theyre just supposed to be fun 🙂 its not that deep
Musical Hater, wild eyed and gripping the Musical Enjoyer by the lapels presumably: I DO NOT FIND THEM TO BE FUN
maybe it’s just that it’s different in non asian countries but do y’all really have shit going down in schools like real actual fights where noses break or the group of bullies who’ll fucking say everything to ur face every day and chant a stupid name for u in the bus or some shit like that💀
The difference between “twitter is just like 2016 tumblr” and “tiktok is just like 2012 tumblr” is that the twitter ecosystem consists of people who migrated there from tumblr and did not change even a bit since then, while tiktok recreated the entire experience from whole cloth. speciation vs convergent evolution