death2america:

anomalous-melon:

lesbophobe:

lesbophobe:

by far the most intriguing tag on this post. is discourse the likes of which we’ve never seen going on on ebay rn

@death2america

😦

aweega:

i loveee when you respond to a discord message with emoji reactions and like five other people join in. yeah… that message WAS a little bit angry crying emoji and uncomfortably detailed closeup of walter white’s face huh…

unown:

woolay:

vichy:

tilthat:

TIl John Milton was totally blind during the composition of his ten-thousand-line epic poem Paradise Lost. Every morning he would have verses already prepared in his head for his aide to take dicatation. If the aide was late, Milton would complain, saying ‘I want to be milked’

via reddit.com

how was this entire post fine until the very last word

death2america:

death2america:

sleepsleepnotwoke:

death2america:

tbh they should bring back those ford pinto cars that exploded but sell them exclusively to people who trust the free market to protect them

Once it explodes and kills them they can simply choose to not buy a Ford product again 😌 god bless the free market

THIS

@ the people saying this is tesla: well I guess you aren’t wrong

articulate-anxious-atheist:

chewedcorn:

The pool really hates David for, well…

what up I’m David-19 and I never fuckin learned how to swim

Source: chewedcorn

You calling California ‘commiefornia’ reminds me of a client that called it that in PROFESSIONAL email bc he was upset about community property laws. Like sir…. I’m not paid enough to care much less reply in a nice way…..

death2america:

LMFAO

heritage-post:

whoreapologist:

adorablecake:

fangcore:

an-tea-fa:

ofsorrowz:

red-twist:

whoreapologist:

i love abortion and i love divorce

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

eyyyy macarena

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

date of origin: April 18, 2021

feistypuppythatwantstoball:

equal-pay:

💀💀💀

HOW ARE PEOPLE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART